I went to the doctor and the doctor said, No more Monkeys jumping on the bed!

Actually I did go to the Doctor yesterday and it was cool when the nurse put me on the scale. On my last visit I was 243, so naturally the nurse moved the little weight thingymagig to 200 and then 40... the balance bar stayed down on the right. Looking a little confused, she moved the thingymagig to 30... still no movement. Then to 20 and then the single bar to 7 before she could get it to balance. According to that, I have lost 16 pounds since my last visit! Strange though, she didn't congratulate me or say "nice job" (the tramp)... she mostly seemed aggravated that it took her longer to determine my weight. Anyway, I delighted in her irritation! Also, I take blood pressure medication and my BP was lower than it ever was when I was in there before, at 128 over 88, which is unheard of for me. Amazing what a few pounds can do for your ego and your health!

ONWARD ATKINS SOLDIERS! mad