Elwoo- love the name! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

How about pepperoni slices nuked on a paper towel?

Angela's home made sf jello (knox, kool aid and splenda)- even better with cream cheese in it.

Boar's head thin sliced pastrami or turkey with some cream cheese spread in it and rolled up

These are my current favs.

Happy snacking! And Happy Bday to you.