Thanks to everyone for contributing. This was a lot of fun.


A is for Atkins, who stood alone so long, ...
B is for bodies, low carb and strong...
C is for Carbs. So wrong and so bad...
D is for DaVinci's that makes us so glad!
E is for Eskimos, eating pure blubber
F is for flax meal tasting like rubber.
G is for grease that I don't throw away
H is for healthy, feeling better each day.
I is for Iowagirl, 73% there
J is for Jim who hasn't a care!
K is for ketosticks that taste kind of bland
L is for low-carb, which has made our lives grand!
M is for meat - slow cooked or fried
N is for noodles that must be denied.
O is for Oh! at the scale we do stare
P is for Porterhouse steaks, cooked medium-rare!
Q is for Quick -- how the weight goes away
R is for Ready to tackle each day
S is for so long, to the pounds we do wave
T is for T-bone, it's probably my fave
U is for unusual, that's what we're called
V is for Veggies that won't make us stall
w is for water - drink lots and lots!
X is a syndrome that's cured with some brats
Y is for Yanni, a low carber, too
Z is for zealot -and our poem is through!