Ahem! (Clears his throat...)

For those of you who CAN walk, ride, swim, whatever...have you noticed how many miles the old crippled fart has walked?
(Oh, yeah, I AM referring to me!)
I am awfully proud of every mile moved. As somehow I feel when I move a mile I move some of this lard off my behind! And I figure I have about a million miles worth of lard ass to get rid of!
Walk on, Folx! We will make it around the world before we are done!