doreen

I limit myself to 1 piece of SF gum but I chew the bastard thing all day! That might be the problem although today I have had no SF treats and no gum and I am still as smelly.

I had a friend over about an hour ago and she had her beast of a dog with her. (this dog is crazy) Well I let out a silent one in the kitchen and the dog was by my feet and I swear that the dog started wimpering and lye down on it's belly! I was laughing so hard because the dog (molly) would not get up and then my friend came in and said 'oh my god what's that smell'? I blamed it on Molly and she took her home straight away!! I am evil; I blame poor innocent dogs for my noxious fumes. Poor dog. At least she does not think her friend is an old rotton arse!

Jenny