Great quotation, Vanilla! I do relate! And here's another cute one: "If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go" (Mark Twain). For more fun with literary smokers, check out this website:
http://www.genkigirl.org/speakeasy/literarysmokers.html

Oh... and please let me know when/if that safe cigarette ever comes on the market. I want it!