I occassionally notice peoples' carts. I was in line once and noticed this waif thin, drop dead gorgeous girl in line. I looked in her cart and it was loaded with get this: Cake, Bread, Ice Cream, Chips, Salsa, and Lots of Other Junk Food. I wish I had her metabolism.

Then again...she'll probably have a heart attack or get diabetes at a young age. I haven't seen any Atkins baskets yet. Saw one guy yesterday in Wal-Mart. He was probably close to 400 pounds. In his cart were several bags of Potato Chips and nothing else.