Freckles: LUCKY HUBBY! Bet he loved having THAT task!

I think I can see a new business enterprise on the horizon:
"Jakes Tales of the Tape"
For no fee at all, Jake will come to your home (Ladies only) and MEASURE you...and MY TAPE measure is missing the first 7"!!!!!!
"Have Tape, Will Travel"...
BEST to all;
Jake Tape