Before: For dessert: Ice Cream
After: For dessert: Salad... yes I eat salads for desserts, weird or what?

Before: Damn, My pants ripped!
After: Look I can put my pants off and on without unzipping them!

Before: Chicken Marsala on Linguini
After: Chicken Marsala on Broccoli (mmmm!)

Before: Flavored drinks with meals
After: I prefer water so I can really taste the meals.

Before: No berries on the Angelfood cake thank you.
After: Just the berries thank you.