This is a great thread!

Old: Get depressed every time I go to the closet and find another thing that doesn't fit.
New: Pull things out of storage closet that DO fit! I get a whole new wardrobe!

Old: Hate to go clothes shopping.
New: Can't wait to go shopping, but am holding off until I am closer to my goal.

Old: Feeling guilty that I hated Frankenfood, and wouldn't eat it
New: Am so happy that I am ALLOWED to hate Frankenfood, that it is verboten on this WOE, and I get my fill of real butter, cheese, etc.

Old: Love pork skins but would NEVER eat them - they are pure fat!
New: Love pork skins and feel no guilt whatsoever eating them, and even bread my chicken in them!

Old: I don't want to move my butt off the couch after work.
New: Gonna be late getting home because I've got to go to the gym and walk/run 2-3 miles before my yoga class.

"Yes, I want the bacon cheeseburger, just hold the bun."

"That steak is cooked in butter? Even better!"