Everyone -- this thread is hilarious - a giggle a minute! Let's see what I can say that hasn't been said already.

Before: I need a nap.
Now: I need to walk.

Before: Asocial
Now: Talk to strangers at the drop of a hat

Before: despised coconut flavor
Now: Personally responsible for global coconut oil shortage

Before: Watch two hours of TV a night, live.
Now: Watch 3 hours/week of taped TV shows, while I'm on the treadmill.

Before: Same ol', same ol' in the kitchen.
Now: At least 1 new recipe/week.

Before: egg rolls
Now: *wistful sigh*

Before: Eat candy every two hours to compensate for a short night's sleep.
Now: Get a good night's sleep.

Before: We just had sex two weeks ago!
Now: Oooh, baby, you look *good*!