old way: There not too tight are they?
New Way: I need a smaller size.

Old way: I want wendys tonight..ok lets go
New way; ok well lets go pick YOU up something... my T-Bone & salad with blue cheese & real bacon will be waiting for me when we get back!

Old Way: 5 Cokes a day
New Way: Soda is just too seet. This Perrier with lemon is great!