I think I was okay until I got to the part where "no one will look at you funny if you ask for a second serving"...

Because, of course, that's all I want. Second servings. And thirds. And fourths. And no one to look at me funny. Yep. That's my dream.

*sighs*

Sorry. Just a pet peeve. Tired of skinny people assuming that my goal in life is to eat as much as possible without attracting negative attention.