Your post cracked me up (oreos as cream-centered heart attacks, LOL)!!! Was it a REAL surprise that there was nothing LC appropriate at the school function? All the other mothers probably thought they were doing well in bringing "what they considered" to be low-fat foods to the function. Glad you figured it wasn't the most appropriate venue, because it sounds like anything you would've said would have fallen on deaf ears or at least garnered you more blank stares. After years and years of the low-fat/low-cal lies pounded into our heads - we know the truth now. Just always eat prior to a function such as that or carry a snack. Good luck on your LC journey!!!