I'm looking forward to not getting attacked by the toilet seat at my live in job. It's a wooden one with a big split in it which I can't avoid. If I'm not careful it's really vicious. When my legs get skinnier it should be easier to miss. I hope it doesn't get lower before I get skinny enough to miss it or it could be really messy. Once it bites me it's really difficult to make it let go.
I heard once that the ancient Greeks believed that we were put on earth for them to laugh at, sometimes I'm pleased to entertain them. Other times I wish they'd stop the joke.