My real goal (and probably a stupid one because of my age) is to wear hip-hugging shorts without my fat tummy sticking out and to get my belly-button pierced. Yeah...I know...I'm TOO OLD for that but I never had the chance to do either when I was younger and I just want to...for myself. Needless to say DH will think I'm nuts (my eldest daughter thinks its a great idea - - she's 16)