Bacon and mayo (Ode to Atkins delights)
 

How I love thee, bacon and mayo
I shall eat thee every day-o.
Salads are a bunch more fun now.
How I'd love to eat a whole cow.
Also pigs are fun to eat.
Pork roast, fried ham, what a treat.
Cheese and mayo, also good.
You should try it, yes you should.
Fried eggs, cooked eggs, eggs galore.
Think I'll have a couple more.
Butter on my broccoli,
'Scuse me now... I have to pee.....

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:lol: cute

Loved it, but it needs a melody don'cha think?

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Give me a slice of bacon, but never a slice of bread. If that evil wheat passes my lips, I'll be surely sick in bed!

Awesome!

That was great!

:)

Laura

:lol: A poet among us!

You're a Poet and didn't know it,
You can make a rhymm any old time.

Thanks for sharing. How cute was that !!!!

Well said!

Bravo Bravo!!