The third roll emerges…….
 

I know this sounds weird, but I have lost so much weight I have gained a roll of fat…down there……



I have an hourglass figure, which basically means I have a roll above my waist, and roll below my waist (The lower one is my “apron”) Anyway, I was getting dressed in front of the vanity in my bedroom, something I rarely do, for obvious reasons. LOL, and I looked up, and there was this funky extra roll of fat. My apron is so small that the “pubic roll” as my husband called it, is now visible.



I just wanted to share that with the only people on the planet who would know what the heck I was talking about….LOL

Oh, I know! I have that too....sure hope it goes away! LOL :lol:

About 3 weeks ago, I got out of the shower and noticed for the first time in years that I actually had pubic hair and I could "see" it now! For years it had been hiding under my lower roll but now that lower roll is "movin on up, to the north side, to a deluxe department above my thighs":lol: I am able to see it when I look in the mirror.

I should write a song about my fat rolls "movin on up" to the tune of the theme song to "The Jeffersons":lol:

:lol: Ok, so this is the morning laugh I needed. I know exactly what you two are talking about! Are you sure you're not looking through my bathroom window? I was mentioning to my husband that it's strange how my "lower roll" seems to be moving UP.

Now I can't get that song out of my head! "movin' on up...." :dazzle:


Mavis :p

Okay, now I know we can discuss just about anything here :lol:

And I have this crazy urge to get naked in front of the mirror in the bathroom here at work!!! (to check out my own rolls) Incase I missed something! :blush:

lmao. (i wish)

yall are too funny. ::makes appointment in palm pilot to check myself::

what about chunks of weird fat? I have lost a lot on my sides, but have the strangest chunk in the middle!. And my fat is so floppy and mushy now - kinda like yeast bread dough LOL

What about the fat on your legs that covers...ugh...everything. It's getting smaller too for the first time in years. I can't remember when it wasn't there!!!

I know exactly what you are talking about. I have so much mush on my stoumach it's not even funny. And uhh not to open another can of worms, but you gotta love losign the "pubic area" fat.....especially for us guys, make you feel like a much bigger man :D

I laughed out loud when I read that!! Good for you.
So Funny, but even though I am not a man, but I can understand that may be important for you!!
Cheeky advice though, women care more that you know how to use it well. :lol:

well I am not a man. . .but with a better bra and weight loss my boobies are now the sticky-outtiest thing on my body! I look down and I see boob not tummy! Woohoo! redawn;)