poem for diet-ers
 

I just want to share the poem I made today..
-Marikit


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Clingy


If a person gets clingy, you give him a pushy
If a cat starts scratching, it is time to stop playing
But body fat? Oh it is one tough mystery
It jumps back like a spring the moment you stop poking


BF was Boy Friend. Today, BF is Body Fat
I shoved and nudged it. It is gluey and I hate that!
I cuddle it all day. It caresses me at night
I am helpless and hopeless but I won't stop the fight


So I went to the gym and hobnobbed with the treadmill
"Challenge yourself!" Sure! I have only myself to kill
"Ten more pounds to that bar!" says the champ Ruthless Roni
"Cardio, weights, more water" adds the belle Torture Tracy


I am a simple person who has modest wishes
J.Lo's booty. Madonna's arms. Are they caprices?
I'm running and sweating, but I really would not know
Until this clingy thingy finally lets me go


-pinkRose Thursday October 09, 2003 2:41pm

Cute and totally true.

How cute... You are talented... and HOnest... :)
I got the jlo booty... but it is just scaled to size wrong... HEHEHE

thanks guys! I have a sort'a J.Lo booty too... but I need to tone it. hahaha :lol:

I like it Mary! :clap:

Here is one I wrote...

I get up each morning
after all night I've tossed
I get on the scale
hoping one pound I've lost.
I do feel much better
new strength in my legs
but I think I will be sick
if I eat any more eggs.
I eat only Pork Rinds,
as I drive down the roada,
carefully sipping my
Diet Rite Soda.
For dinner it continues
and the menu is slim-pickin
Its the same thing again,
either red meat or chicken.
For dessert low-carb ice-cream
like the Gods drink of nectar
but its so damn expensive
I now get calls from collectors.
Then I will get on this forum
and stay on past ten
because I get inspiration,
you make me laugh, cry and grin.
When tomorrow comes
I will do it all again,
knowing the LC way of life,
will allow me to be thin!

madmike

OK I will do a poem also
 

Here is my poem:

I be fat
And that was that
But now I be thins
With Mr. Atkins

Hey Mike!!! That poem is so cool!! I like it!!! Keep it coming...
It's also an outlet of what we really feel doing Atkins and exercise....

All the things we do to make us thin!

Vernie!!! That's one candid poem! I like it.. :)

I didn't know there are many people who express their diet/exercise life through poem..

Keep it coming!! :D