Dear Woosh Fairy
 

Thank you so much for visiting me so often lately!!!
If in the future you are unable to visit please send along your cousin slow but sure fairy!!

Whoosh FAiry, if you're through visiting Chubbywubb, could you come over and see me, Please?

I have her next, Back off!!!! :lol: :p

LOL

can you send Whoosh Fairy to my home???? Pretty pleaze... She hasn't seen me is over a year! but Slow & Sure is a resident :)

ME!!! ME!!! ME!!!!!

that %&#~*&$!! hasn't seen me in over a month. LOL just teasing whoosh fairy.

Dear woosh fairy,
I have been a very good girl all year. Ok well most of the year. Um well at least half the year. Please come and visit me before the summer is in full swing. I'd like to make my ex boyfriend drool. Thanks,
Bugg

Dearest Woosh Fairy-
I don't believe we've met, but it would most certainly be a pleasure. I would be more than happy to give you directions to my scale if necessary. If for some reason you are unavailable, please send SlowButSteady in your place.
With Sincerest Desire To Meet- NewDieter

Dear Woosh Fairy:

Thanks for visiting me pretty regularly lately! If you keep coming back I will give you more money and my first born son.

Orchid

Dear Woosh Fairy: I'll double all these other people's offers if you'd just pop by once a week!

Dear Whoosh Fairy,

All I ask is that you come by for tea and we discuss, no let's say negotiate, the last 20 pounds. I got hook-ups in low-carb places! :wink:

The Lovely Lori

Oh Whoosh Fairy,
I'm more deserving than all of those others (wink, wink) and I have cash!

Dear Whoosh Fairy:

If you can't make it please send Resist-Binging-On-Stuff Fairy!

Dear Whoosh Fairy...

After not seeing you for quite sometime, the past two days of 2 pounds in whoosh have been wonderful. Feel free to drop by anytime. I will leave out almonds and lc milk for you.

Whooshie, there's an extra $20 in it if you visit me during my TOM. I know that's against regulations but surely you can make an exception?

Dear Whoosh Fairy,

I haven't seen you in over 5 weeks. I miss you. Now that you're done all your visiting, come back and see me again. I need you!!!!!!!!! (Bribes negotiable!)

Thanks for making a few short visits to me :) You're welcome back anytime!

Whoosh Fairy, you're going to have to work extra hard to make up for the laziness of your cousin, the Laundry Fairy. She's a total slacker; I've got dirty clothes everywhere.

Dear Woosh Fairy:
 

Dear Woosh Fairy:

If you come visit me,

I'll give you a "massage" for your tired and busy wings for visiting everyone else but me...

I'll leave the "spare bedroom" clean and ready for you, in case you need a place to stay...

I'll leave a "$20" under the pillow, in case your any relation to the "tooth fairy" and want some CASH too...

I'll leave the porch light on...

Sincerely, one desperate lady :D

Dear woosh fairy,

I have been patiently waiting for you visit. I have been eating right. I have been excercising. I have been waiting my turn. Do you think it will be my turn shortly????

p.s. please tell the up and down fairy to visit somebody else for a change......

Ahem... THat Fairy has never found my house yet. What do I gotta do? Put christmas lights in the shape of a run way on my roof? (hehehe) Rotten fairy :P