weird question (some adult content)
 

I am at a total loss, even so far that I put of having se* with my husband.
The thing is every time we do have se* I will be up 2-3 lbs the next morning. It NEVER fails. It takes me about 2 days to get rid of the "extra" weight. We seldom drink alcohol and the dinners before "that" are always different.It does not make a difference if I am the active one or he is. Still same weight result. Does somebody know what causes this? We thought maybe it is a hormone thing. It has become some sort of joke between us. Now it is hard for me to agree to more than once a week because of "that" though I used to love it, but right now I focus way to much on my weight. Any serious help would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you
* = x

Well :lol: - maybe this is the problem - what do these "different" dinners consist of????????

Well, this is a new one. No idea what's causing it, but if the weight goes away in 2 days, what's the big deal? I would advise staying off the scale and go to weekly weigh ins, otherwise you can obsess in negative ways. Your weight loss should be a source of common pride and happiness between you and your DH - don't add a stressor you don't need. This is a WOL - if your vision of the rest of your life includes this self-imposed restriction, you'll have a hard time keeping to it.

oooooooops I won't even say what I just thought of LMAO :blush: - no!!!!!!! it COULDN'T be THAT much :lol: :lol:

lol
 

well unless he hadn't had sex in say, 20 years i suppose the obvious weight isn't the answer. sorry this thread cracked me up. Are you perhaps married to an elephant? can't stop laughing...

One thing prolly has nothing to do with the other, but ya never know. Since we are all different in so many ways. I know "exercies" builds muscle and that weighs more than fat, well sex is exercise too.. Just a thought since Im at a loss too.

That MUST be it :lol:

After pondering your dilemna - I think you should go about this scientifically and
try it two nights in a row and see if your weight increases accordingly - if so try it again on the third night - keep on till you quit gaining - your husband will probably be very happy :lol: and will chase you around the house (so you will lose those pounds and go about the process all over again)

Seriously though - I doubt sex makes you gain weight and definitely not 2 or 3 pounds every time. It must be some weird co-incidence - again what are these pre-occasion dinners - something salty?? or are they not LC meals?

lmao
 

i am sure it is possible there is some salt directly associated with the diets on these nights, however i am not sure the carb count which could solve this dilemma.

perhaps she could do it all in one night and see if each session is worth 2 lbs. i need to stop.

Yes, I think we MUST

i'm pretty sure you won't get thrown off this board for spelling out the word "sex".

no but if it makes you gain weight - we might for having too much of it

:lol: :lol: you guys are too funny. Maybe I will "give in every day" it sure make him happy..lol. It must be all the exercise.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, don't say it too loud, If my hubby hears it Im in a whole world of trouble, LOL

Hi Wenig,

I'm glad you took the joking well, I just realized I don't know you and shouldn't joke so with people I don't know :nono: - I just got a little carried away :lol:

I think/hope it will all even out for you - I took a quick look at some of your recent posts and see that you are going through that common problem of bouncing around a couple of pounds - sooooooooooooooo many of us have that with or without the entertainment - so I think you can stop worrying about that being the cause. Take Care

OMG! I'm cracking up.....
I'm sorry to hear that hunny.. 2 lbs?? are you sure you wouldn't have gone up the 2 lbs even w/out the ...:lol: SE*.. or even the Sex for that matter?? :lol:

I'm wondering what's in these mystery dinners...
couldn't be protien could it... :lol:

I gotta leave... this is too funny..
Good luck finding the cure...

so maybe my stall from September has nothing to do with sex? :Party: yes I am relieved. It just never fails. My dh is down and I am up the next day.
koko: We have to have some fun during the day ?!
I just read the board every day, but do not post much. So Thank you for answering my question... :rolleyes: kind of

Well does the math even out????? does your up = his down :lol:



Hi Wenig - I think you should start a journal (with details)- we would all love to help you solve this mystery :lol:

ok in means of scientific research, I found this...
(ignore my post saying i would stop)


Over the course of his lifetime, the average man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing about a half trillion sperm.

divide number of sessions and see if this is where the 2-3 lbs come from.

lmao

i need to get back to work.

also you said...."My dh is down and I am up the next day."

i won't touch this one.

You're not alone :lol: - I can't tear myself away to go have dinner

Now i can't stop laughing.
:D maybe i SHOULD start a journal. What a great idea.

quote:"Over the course of his lifetime, the average man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing about a half trillion sperm."

Are you sure it isn't more :cool:

after further review....
 

and he is an elephant man, so to speak...

an adult elephant's ejaculate usually has 50-100 ml. of semen which equals about a half cup volume and 1/2 pound weight.
1/2*4 =2. there ya have it.

even with Trojan it's up the next day.

Wow my dh will like reading this. You give him a lot of credit :)

Tirk?????????? oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeze stop I beg you - my abs are in muscle cramps from laughing - I do think you have found your research forte

Ok, now I can see everyone running to the scales the morning after to see if their man measures up.

Someone should start a poll on this :lol:

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what do you want to know?

you mean that all that weight i gained the last 20 years was from having sex? and i thought it was from eating too many chocolate chip cookies?