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Rachelle Fri, Mar-19-04 22:40

OMG! I need a pair of those briefs!
and i don't even gain weight w/ se* .. LOL :lol:

Therapist: "So why have you gained so much weight, Rachelle? Medical problems? Pregnancy? Depression? Eating Dissorder?"

Rachelle: " ummm.. from what i understand doctor.. I have too much sex."

Therapist: *falls on the ground laughing*

Divina99 Fri, Mar-19-04 22:46



Just don't forget to weigh in without the chastity belt...the lock alone can weigh more than 2lbs (so I've heard).LMAO

idontno Sat, Mar-20-04 06:31

great if my wife finds this site i'll never get any, plus get the blame for her weight.. prob is my fault

idontno Sat, Mar-20-04 21:02

divina i bet ya heard, ya gain any weight?

corianin Sat, Mar-20-04 22:20

OOOMMMMGGG! I think I just dropped 2 lbs from all the laughing from reading this post. Sorry about getting busted but at least he's got a sense of humor about the whole thing! LOL!!! I can't say I have ever seen a post this hilarious. Thanks for the laugh guys, really made my night :)


~ Cori ~

bigguyjonc Sat, Mar-20-04 23:09

ahhh F it you only live once and besides everyone knows...sex burns calories!!! i think if it were me i would risk the 2 pounds...i would sure get fat quick though ...probably gain 6 pounds a wk... LMAO :lol:


Jon

KoKo Sat, Mar-20-04 23:19

Jon Darlin - ya got it WRONG - ya gotta make the lady gain 6lbs - you lose!!!! now I'm LMAO

ps guess how skinny Imust be if I spend my nights posting instead of in bed ;)

ps - sssshhhhhhh -it's se* that does it NOT just plain ole every day S.E.X.

delilah Sun, Mar-21-04 01:04

*pants from laughter*

OMG, you guys are TOOOOO funny!!!

I'm not sure I can ever look at a plate of mashed potatoes the same way again...

BlitzedAng Sun, Mar-21-04 07:42

hahahahahaha, still laughin

Katana Sun, Mar-21-04 08:25

I'm trying to figure out how this plays into my 9 month stall...

Guess it doesn't, but it was fun thinking about it! :lol:

Worldlife Sun, Mar-21-04 12:28

:lol: :roll: :yay: have not laughed so much for ages.

Felt like a male stripper at a hen night!!

I'll check my weight in the morning to see if laughter helps weight reduction :)

Us fella's could be onto a good thing here! Maybe the gain in weight of the female is linked to a loss in weight of the male and it's considerably more than the carbs in a spoonful of semen. Obviously more research needed.

bcbeauty Sun, Mar-21-04 12:51

Oh dear God ...toooo funny. I bet Jarrod is still a silent reader of this thread.
I don't think he could resist. Ha ha!

madp67 Sun, Mar-21-04 14:46

Jarrod, why are you silent???

Divina99 Sun, Mar-21-04 18:56



Madeline...I think Jarrod is probably verifying the problem himself.lol

Let us know your findings Jarrod.:D

madp67 Sun, Mar-21-04 19:08

Yes, Jarrod. We will need a full report.

I cann't provide a report right now...since uummmm....well, it's been quite a while since I visited that arena :cry:


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