OMG! I need a pair of those briefs!
and i don't even gain weight w/ se* .. LOL :lol: Therapist: "So why have you gained so much weight, Rachelle? Medical problems? Pregnancy? Depression? Eating Dissorder?" Rachelle: " ummm.. from what i understand doctor.. I have too much sex." Therapist: *falls on the ground laughing* |
Just don't forget to weigh in without the chastity belt...the lock alone can weigh more than 2lbs (so I've heard).LMAO |
great if my wife finds this site i'll never get any, plus get the blame for her weight.. prob is my fault
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divina i bet ya heard, ya gain any weight?
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OOOMMMMGGG! I think I just dropped 2 lbs from all the laughing from reading this post. Sorry about getting busted but at least he's got a sense of humor about the whole thing! LOL!!! I can't say I have ever seen a post this hilarious. Thanks for the laugh guys, really made my night :)
~ Cori ~ |
ahhh F it you only live once and besides everyone knows...sex burns calories!!! i think if it were me i would risk the 2 pounds...i would sure get fat quick though ...probably gain 6 pounds a wk... LMAO :lol:
Jon |
Jon Darlin - ya got it WRONG - ya gotta make the lady gain 6lbs - you lose!!!! now I'm LMAO
ps guess how skinny Imust be if I spend my nights posting instead of in bed ;) ps - sssshhhhhhh -it's se* that does it NOT just plain ole every day S.E.X. |
*pants from laughter*
OMG, you guys are TOOOOO funny!!! I'm not sure I can ever look at a plate of mashed potatoes the same way again... |
hahahahahaha, still laughin
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I'm trying to figure out how this plays into my 9 month stall...
Guess it doesn't, but it was fun thinking about it! :lol: |
:lol: :roll: :yay: have not laughed so much for ages.
Felt like a male stripper at a hen night!! I'll check my weight in the morning to see if laughter helps weight reduction :) Us fella's could be onto a good thing here! Maybe the gain in weight of the female is linked to a loss in weight of the male and it's considerably more than the carbs in a spoonful of semen. Obviously more research needed. |
Oh dear God ...toooo funny. I bet Jarrod is still a silent reader of this thread.
I don't think he could resist. Ha ha! |
Jarrod, why are you silent???
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Madeline...I think Jarrod is probably verifying the problem himself.lol Let us know your findings Jarrod.:D |
Yes, Jarrod. We will need a full report.
I cann't provide a report right now...since uummmm....well, it's been quite a while since I visited that arena :cry: |
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