MsJinx,
Everytime i read one of your posts, you make me laugh out loud. It is fabulous! :)

I love it when I am engaged by a vegan - I am somewhat sympathic to their beliefs but I can't resist the temptation to strike back at their expense.

My favorite:

"Hey, you've got to eat something, and at least the animals can RUN AWAY. No one hears the helpless carrots scream when you rip them from their Mother Earth."